Please may I make a heartfelt apology for all this major disruption I seem to have caused you humans. However when nature calls, nature calls, Im sure you all have similar callings.
Im afraid I may be around for a while longer yet, I still have a severe stomach bug, perhaps too much acidity still from eating chilli's before my hibernation some 200 years ago. You see there were no aircraft type things back in the day, in fact some of the local humans here in Iceland thought the world was going to end the last time I said hello. However you have been pouring a load of polluting chemicals in the sky since with your planes and what have you and so who can begrudge a little volcano some 'me' time, perhaps a slice of your own medicine?
I must go for now as my new smoke alarm is being fitted...it is amazing all of these modern contraptions. I may come up for air more often. You will be pleased to know that I wont be telling my sister volcano about any of this...the last thing you need is her blowing her top, now that would be disruptive.
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