Ive been in bed all weekend with a gastro problems hence no blogs but I vow to be back and in touch with you humans soon.

At least there has been no more disruptions from my eruptions!

Its all gone quiet on the volcano front

Ive decided to have a rest for a while and therefore I am on vacation visiting relatives in the alps...they were too once volcanoes but have since ended this practice deciding to become mountains instead. I have opted not to travel by human airplanes as for one my molten lava would melt through the metal skin of the aircraft, two they dont allow smoking on flights and three apparently there is quite a bit of disruption still with air services...I could not fathom out why!

Jose Loves Me

It appears I have an admirer in the form Inter Milan football manager - Mr Jose Mourinho. Football was not invented when I was last around, but I believe this kind of activity has become popular with the humans and so I feel very honoured for Jose to sing my praises.

You can see what Jose said about me at: www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2941557/Jose-Mourinho-I-have-a-friend-in-volcano.html

Sorry for the disruption

Please may I make a heartfelt apology for all this major disruption I seem to have caused you humans. However when nature calls, nature calls, Im sure you all have similar callings.

Im afraid I may be around for a while longer yet, I still have a severe stomach bug, perhaps too much acidity still from eating chilli's before my hibernation some 200 years ago. You see there were no aircraft type things back in the day, in fact some of the local humans here in Iceland thought the world was going to end the last time I said hello. However you have been pouring a load of polluting chemicals in the sky since with your planes and what have you and so who can begrudge a little volcano some 'me' time, perhaps a slice of your own medicine?

I must go for now as my new smoke alarm is being fitted...it is amazing all of these modern contraptions. I may come up for air more often. You will be pleased to know that I wont be telling my sister volcano about any of this...the last thing you need is her blowing her top, now that would be disruptive.

Whats all the fuss about?

Ive been asleep, hibernating, minding my own business for nigh on 200 years and when I decide to come up for air, all hell breaks loose, some kind of modern contraption buzzing over my head with humans inside pointing at me with strange gadgets. It wasnt like this last time, it was more peaceful then, none of this aircraft marlarky.

Anyhow I'm off to grab some heartburn pills from the doctors, this molten lava is killing me...thats the last time i eat Chilli on a school night.